Rating

Navigation 5.0 / 10 Quality 14.0 / 20 Quantity 14.3 / 20 Downloadable 5.0 / 5 Updates 13.005 / 15 Originality 5.0 / 5 Entertainment Factor 3.1 / 5 Bang For The Buck 15.0 / 20

74.4

Site Details

Categories:	Hardcore | HD Porn
Review Date:	Aug. 11, 2009
Reviewed By:	Allen
Trial Price:	$1.00 - 2 Days
Monthly Price:	$29.99 - 30 Days
Billing:	WTS | CCBill | Epoch Systems
Multi Access:	HD Porn Pass
Pictures:	45 Picture Sets w/ 300 Pictures Per Set
Videos:	45 Videos At Around 35 Minutes Each
Video Downloads:	Full Video & Video Clips
Video Format(s):	Quicktime (.mov) - 380x214 500 Kbps Windows Media (.wmv) - 1280x720 2000 Kbps Windows Media (.wmv) - 380x214 500 Kbps
Video DRM	No
Delivery Type	Download and Stream
Bonus Feeds	12
Bonus Sites	30
Bonus Scenes	None
Live Chat	Yes

Our Review

Aug. 11, 2009 : Hardcore

Intro

There’s this chick I used to work with that I hook up with once in a while, and it’s a fuck-buddy relationship with no strings attached at all. We don’t play games or try and be coy about anything; when one calls the other and says, “let’s meet for a drink” we both know why! It’s very uncomplicated and easy to deal with, which is how I like things. In fact, I like my porn that way too, which brings me to Simple Fucks! This is, as you might guess, a straight up hardcore website and while it’s not complicated I can’t say there aren’t any frills. They use beautiful babes of all kinds and hook them up with dudes willing to give them the kind of dicking they deserve, and they do it on high definition video and in high resolution photographs too. The frills I mentioned? They’re not some gimmicky reality theme, but instead are twenty other high def sites and dozens of bonus feeds and third party sites!

Pros

Marie is a redheaded barely legal bimbo, the kind of slut that can get a guy in trouble with his wife just by walking into a room because she exudes raw sexuality. She’s hooked up with a dude named James in the two most recently added Simple Fucks videos. In the first clip the two of them exchange oral pleasantries (and by that I don’t mean talking!) before James plants his monster dick deep inside this ho, making her cum like crazy! Before Marie there was Bailey, a long haired brunette with magnificent boobs. Bailey is always looking for a good hard dick, so when she found Justin’s dogs she held them as ransom until he fucks her silly. He proceeds to do just that, getting hard with some serious deep throat action before fucking Bailey in every hole. After a brutal doggy style session Bailey ends up fully satisfied and covered in Justin’s cum! There are a hundred twenty one individual videos on Simple Fucks, each of which is one of two or three clips that make up a full length episode. They add a new movie about once a week but may go a bit longer between the last clip of a full-length feature and beginning a new one. They also have over a hundred and fifty photo galleries. Each gallery has fifty or more high resolution digital photos that can be as large as 1600 pixels on the long edge. The videos on Simple Fucks can be streamed in the site’s media player or downloaded and saved to your hard drive. Every flick comes in a high definition Windows Media file, but they also offer standard quality versions in Windows Media and in QuickTime. The individual movies run around ten minutes each; the high def files are in the 150-200+ MB range, with the standard versions about a third of that. Keep in mind there’s a lot more to this membership than just this archive! The extras that are included with a Simple Fucks membership are plentiful and phenomenal. For starters there are twenty additional high definition sites with content in every category from amateur to tranny. One or more of these sites gets a new scene just about every day. You’ll find plenty more to check out, however, as they provide over a hundred bonus sites and feeds. These cover even more niches and categories, and include some excellent streaming high def hardcore!

Cons

I can’t see anything of significance amiss here, although a full length version of the flicks in one file might be useful.

Conclusion

Simple Fucks telegraphs what they’ll give you with the name: good old fashioned hardcore suck and fuck sessions featuring hot chicks! There’s nothing old fashioned about the quality of the movies, however, as the high def versions are close to state of the art. The collection is large and updated often, and the site is easy to use and effectively organized. I don’t care if you have neither a job nor a life you’ll still never be able to check out all the smut they offer here, although it would be fun to try! There are hundreds of high definition flicks covering every kind of porn, and even more feeds that catch any missed niches. Even some of the feeds are updated weekly with new high def hardcore, so don’t complicate things: get Simple Fucks!

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