Rating

Navigation 7.5 / 10 Quality 17.0 / 20 Quantity 15.0 / 20 Downloadable 5.0 / 5 Updates 10.8 / 15 Originality 5.0 / 5 Entertainment Factor 3.3 / 5 Bang For The Buck 16.8 / 20

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Big Tit Patrol Review Videos

Site Details

Categories:	Discount Deals | Reality Porn | Big Tits
Review Date:	Oct. 30, 2008
Reviewed By:	Ed
Trial Price:	$2.85 - 3 Days
Monthly Price:	$29.98 - 30 Days | $17.85 - 30 Days
Billing:	CCBill | Epoch Systems
Multi Access:	Reality Pass Plus
Pictures:	104 Picture Sets w/ 200 Pictures Per Set
Videos:	104 Videos At Around 25 Minutes Each
Video Downloads:	Video Clips
Video Format(s):	Flash Video (.flv) - 640x480 Windows Media (.wmv) - 200x150 Windows Media (.wmv) - 320x240 Windows Media (.wmv) - 480x360
Video DRM	No
Delivery Type	Download and Stream
Bonus Feeds	None
Bonus Sites	31
Bonus Scenes	2396
Live Chat	No

Our Review

Oct. 30, 2008 : Discount Deals

Intro

I get all philosophical when it comes to boobs because I consider myself to be a true tit lover in the purest sense of the term. I genuinely love tits and everything about them excites me, my hot roommate has told me I am obsessed with them because every chance I get I am latching onto hers as she walks by me. I love big tits and I love small tits, the only sweater meat I do not like is fake tits or what I like to call aftermarket. This site searches high and low to find only the biggest and best all natural tits and then they put them through the paces

Pros

I have pretty much always felt this one way when it comes to great big gigantic titties; generally speaking they are incredibly fun to play with but the smaller titties look better. I don’t know why that is but I stand by it as long as the girls in question are standing, perky little tits just LOOK fantastic, but if you put a girl with small tits and one with huge tits in the doggy position, that all changes. Big tittied girls have got hangers and hangers are un-fucking-believably hot! I knew coming into this site it was going to be incredibly difficult for me to pick the first video I wanted to watch here. I mean I love seeing girls with big tits fucking, sucking and giving a good titty fuck every bit as much as the next guy if not more right, and here was a total of 128 of them for me to choose from. And these are not just your run of the mill, massive mammary mommas here, oh no, you have names like Lisa Sparxxx, Brandy Taylor and Jessica Sweet to enjoy. But even as hot as those ladies are I chose as my first video a girl named Nicole Nice and nice describes her breasts perfectly. They are stunningly huge and hang very well and considering that she is only 18 they are way bigger and very nicely shaped with darker then normal nipples for a bra buster of this magnitude. In her video, which you can stream either the clips or the full length in three different qualities, she explains that she is from France, speaks fluent French, and she proves this and that if she jumps on a trampoline wearing a halter top her tits will bust out. The guy interviewing her gets her to agree to speak only French to the guy that is going to fuck her and I guess I learned a few new French words because I did not know “oh baby” and “fuck that pussy” were French, but I guess they are. She fucks this guy good to and they seemed to set the entire thing up, all the different positions she hits, even when she is sucking the guy’s cock, with the specific idea of showing off her tits. This is pretty much the standard way they shoot the videos here as every model they have are endowed with big ones and they know what we want to see. The Nicole Nice video had its moments that were a bit darker then I would have liked but if you think you missed anything the exclusive videos come with two sets of images, one digital stills and the other screen caps, that will aid you in spotting and enjoying those little details you might miss during the video. The bonus videos come with one set of images but they are still very good and you won’t be disappointed with them. Can you guess how the Nicole video ends? I bet you can because it is an awesome way to show off how talented those knockers of hers are, she tit fucks the guy up to the point of no return and then he nuts all over her giant boobs, it is a very hot ending. When you add up all the Big Tit Patrol videos they work out to 51 exclusive videos and another 77 bonus videos. But that is not all you get when you become a member here. You also get unlimited access to an additional 25 exclusive sites for a grand total of 1555 exclusive videos and 1514 bonus videos!

Cons

This site would be much better if it had HD quality videos.

Conclusion

Massive mammaries all over huge cocks would be a great way to describe this site and if you happen to be as obsessed with sweater monkeys as much as I am this site is absolutely paradise! But if you somehow manage to burn through all of the Big Tit Patrol’s videos and still want more, the extras will really fill the bill. Not only would I recommend this site and all the bonuses, but I am going back right now to watch some more!

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