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Rating

Navigation stats 4.0 / 10
Quality stats 13.0 / 20
Quantity stats 13.5 / 20
Downloadable stats 5.0 / 5
Updates stats 10.0 / 15
Originality stats 2.0 / 5
Entertainment Factor stats 2.0 / 5
Bang For The Buck stats 14.0 / 20
63.5

Site Details

Categories: Big Ass :: Discount Deals
Review Date: October 19, 2009
Reviewed By: Allen
Trial Price: N/A
Monthly Price: $24.95 - 30 Days | $9.99 - 30 Days |
Billing: EUPaycom | PinAccesscode
Multi Access: All Adult Pass
Pictures: 33 Picture Sets w/ 200 Pictures Per Set
High-Res Pictures: No | Screen Caps: Yes | Zip: No
Videos: 33 Videos At Around 20 Minutes Each
Video Downloads: Full Video
Video Format(s): MP4 (.mp4) - 480x360 800 Kbps
MP4 (.mp4) - 640x480 1100 Kbps
MP4 (.mp4) - 640x480 2000 Kbps
Video DRM No
Delivery Type Download and Stream
Bonus Feeds 73
Bonus Sites 83
Live Chat No

Our Review

October 19, 2009 : Big Ass

Intro

I’m the kind of guy who has been busted checking out a chick’s ass more often than I’d care to admit. I can’t help it; it’s just how I’m wired. I’m an ass man, and make no apologies about it. I’ve found that women endowed with a beautiful booty often have a fine set of titties to go with it; the fact that they also seem to be a lot wilder and willing to get downright nasty when it cums to sex doesn’t hurt, either!

With that in mind, you can understand why I was pretty enthusiastic about the chance to check out Ass Army. The promo tour looks fine indeed, with a posse full of delightful derrieres on display. These aren’t asses just for looks, either; it’s pretty clear that the fine looking sluts on this site treat their asses as a full sexual organ. You won’t linger long on the tour, though; the butts on those bitches will make you want to jump into the member’s area and see what they’ve got tucked inside!

Pros

Bianca Pureheart is a long haired brunette beauty with a tight body, cute face, and a well developed sex drive that gives her the ability to bounce up and down on a hard cock as if she’s playing on a trampoline. In a fine video on Ass Army Bianca is getting well and truly fucked by a massive dick that makes her moan when it plows up her ass. That moan may start out in pain, but it shifts to pleasure long before she ends up with a mouth full of hot sticky jizz!

Deja Daire is a Goth slut with a booty that begs to have its cheeks spread wide by a massive man-rod. She’s so excited about getting her sphincter plundered that she fingers herself in anticipation. She sucks cock and she pussy fucks cock but that’s just her version of foreplay; once she’s ready for the dick in her bottom she gapes it wide and nearly begs him to pound her in the poop shoot!

That’s just a couple of the scenes on Ass Army; there’s 619 movies and 639 photo sets in total, so you’ll find plenty of asses to choose from. The archive is a mix of ass and anal content, so the Army theme of the tour doesn’t hold up inside the entire site. That’s the closest thing to a complaint I have about the site, however; this is some fine anal content that is very easy to use, and is definitely high quality.

The videos on Ass Army can be streamed or downloaded. There are three different versions of the streaming video to choose from, so you’ll find a file ideal for your Internet connection speed; you can stream the full length movie or select shorter clips. If you prefer to download the films, you’ll have access to a decent full length version; many of them are also offered in a second, very high quality, copy.

The image collections here are a combination of screen captures and digital photos. The sets that I checked out contained decent sized images that load quickly. You can view them in a pop-up window with links to the next and previous images. This is a very decent sized library of porn; there are already more videos and photo sets here than some whole networks offer from all their sites combined. This isn’t all you get, however.

For starters, members of Ass Army get access to a collection of ninety two bonus sites. There’s some ass and anal material here, but there’s material in almost any style of porn found on the web: straight, gay, lesbian, or tranny. No matter what you’re into, you’ll find something to enjoy in this massive package. You may never get around to looking them over, however; there’s enough on Ass Army to keep you busy for a long time!

That’s because the ass/anal archive is only one of the thirty five different libraries of movies you have access to. With sixty one hundred videos divided among everything from amateur to voyeur, there aren’t many itches you won’t be able to scratch here. That’s not a fixed number, either; they add anywhere from ten to sixteen new movies each and every day!

Cons

No new updates

Conclusion

Ass Army is a fine website. They have a large collection of amazingly hot and horny performers getting wild and wicked on film and in photos. The videos in particular are high quality, professionally produced movies that are very easy to use. The site could serve as a model for how to set things up to maximize a member’s ability to find and enjoy the content they provide.

When you add a total library of over six thousand movies to the collection of bonus sites, all in almost any style of porn you can think of, you have a package that rivals anything currently offered. The fact that they add so much new material daily puts this one over the top. I have nothing but positive things to say about the prospect of a membership in Ass Army.

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